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Johnathan

An amazing guy, he is the one that can light up a room with his presence. He is also a nature enthusiast, loves to be one with Mother Nature and her trees. He is gorgeous, funny, enthusiastic, energetic. No matter what the occasion or who he is with, he'll make a friend or two, he is definitely a people person. All in all, Johnathan is the best guy out there, with his brown eyes that look like the sands of Egypt and pyramids.
Omg is that Johnathan?! He is one hot tamale! tamale booty fine sweetheart
by Karen Ellise November 1, 2013
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Jonathan

Some emotional mexican kid, can be very chill at times, used to have a lot of friends all of life until he reached high school. Is always hiding everything and only uses the excuse,"I'm just being woke rn." while hiding the truth to everyone else. Usually is insecure about his relationship status. He has no control over his life and lets his emotions get the better of him. Doesn't like to discuss even with his close friends, just people who he's remotely known for a year.
Guy 1: Look at that guy, he's acting like a Jonathan.

Guy 2: Oh no, he's losing control again.

Guy 3: Look, he's running off.

Guy 1: I used to be close to him, now he only keeps to himself.

Guy 2: Lets help this guy?

Guy 1: No please don't, he won't listen to anybody and will stay in his shell

Guy 3: Well, I guess that his problem to fix...
by some woke ass boi May 16, 2018
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Jonaton

A style of miniature learning robot developed by Frank Peterson in the 1970s. It's small and innocent design hides it's darker nature.

Recent accomplishments of the jonaton include learning how to erase a whiteboard.

In the not so distance future, when Jonaton learns how to pick up a knife and the Robot Apocalypse will begin.
Steve: "Is that an army of Jonaton's, we're Doomed!"

Jonaton tells a humorous joke at a party.
Blake : "Looks like someone taught Jonaton how to make a joke."
by P.Hombre July 22, 2011
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Jonah

A boy who can be very awkward or calm. At first look they can be someone you won’t want to be around, but after a while they can become best friends with you. They are big talkers and normally tell the truth. They are very organized all the time! They dream above and beyond of what they want to be! They are always happy, even in tough decisions. They don’t get treated nicely compared to others. He always tries something new and can be a highlight of your day!
“Jonah is so cool! Let’s hang with him sometime.”
by A Boys Name June 19, 2019
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Johnathan

welp thats a johnathan
by an existent being October 1, 2019
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Johnathan

The best man you will ever meet in your entire life. He is the most loving, caring, passionate, intelligent, kind and sexy man in the whole entire world. He can light up any room with his infectious smile. He's the strongest person you know and can literally lift you up with one hand, thats hot. His handsome face is also home to the most beautiful eyes that make you melt and make you fall in love with one glance. His teeth are also beautiful because he's got these little fangs that make you smile. :) You can never be mad at him because he's such a thoughtful guy. He's also the proud owner of a meme page so you know he can make you laugh. Johnathan: 100/10 best guy in the world
Who is she with? oh thats Johnathan, he's such a great guy, i'm jelly...
Some girl: Who has the cute little fangs?

Another girl: Thats Johnathan, all the girls go crazy for them
by amartini160 November 6, 2019
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Jonatan

Jonatan is a sex machine
Omg he’s been with so many girls

Bro, his name is Jonatan
by Trickywordz May 22, 2021
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