slurping the jello

slurping the jello is when a woman (or man) randomly rips off a mans pants and proceeds to sucking his soft dick. this with eventually lead to a boner but while you are still making him hard it is considered slurping jello.

hoe 1: so last night i had eric over and while we were watching a movie i ripped off his pants and started slurping the jello on him

hoe 2: oh my god no way i've always wanted to

by fuckmaster305 July 13, 2010

jello

another way of saying "hello"

"jelloooooo?"

by swami iz sha shizzle March 24, 2003

jello shot

Anything that is superficially popular, especially to those who do not understand or are unable to appreciate a superior alternative. While originally pertaining to alcohol, ("I don't like vodka, I'll just have a jello shot and giggle later about how drunk I am,") the term "Jello Shot" can be used to describe any cheap, plastic piece of crap that achieves a cult following without any real merit.

The PT Cruiser is a jello shot. So is the "New VW Beetle," the Chevy SSR and HHR. You see them at car shows, but nobody really gives a rat's ass. Certain pop stars are also jello shots, exceedingly popular among those who have no taste. Basically, any product that causes a ton of people to spend too much money on some sort of girlish, cheerleader-touted, one-hit-wondery piece of crap is a Jello shot.

by DJJeff December 27, 2011

Jello Shot

When a woman is wearing a bra that cuts into her breast, the small wiggly piece of breast meat that is pushed over the top of the bra is called a jello shot.

The woman in that yellow shirt looks like she is serving lemon jello shots.

by mapofhawaii September 27, 2010

jello

Short for the word jealous; used to describe haters, fausby straight ass niggas, etc.

Ya'll jealous ass bitches, I'ma call you some jello niggas.
DJ Paul, KOM

by TrapStar July 23, 2008

Jollibee

A fast food chain in the Philippines with a mascot as a bee.

And Comandao

McDonalds: A fast food chain that has a cynical clown as their mascot that ties down children and shove food down their throats until they are fat as hell.

Comandao walked into a McDonalds, putting on his McDonalds costume while going on urban dictionary and thinking that making fun of a fast food chain (Jollibee) that wasn't even considered evil was funny

by PinoyC March 30, 2008

jallop

Common referral to a rather large amount of ejaculate.

1.Yo, you shouldda seen that jallop that i left on her chin!

2. Why don't you go in their and leave a grotesque jallop on his pillow?

3. Yo bitch, clean that jallop off your lips before talkin.

by Browniebaby October 25, 2006