Johnnathan

A dude who likes basketball but ain't good at it.

Pick him up bro, nah Johnnathan trash asf.

by Whoishe14 November 19, 2023

Johnathan’s dick

There are two names for johnathan’s dick. number 1 is johnathan’s dick. Number two is iyanna’s dick. Basically what that means is johnathan’s dick is mine so dnt even think abt trying to get it. It’s mines and he know it’s mine😘

Johnathan’s dick is now iyanna’s dick

by freakygirl231 November 19, 2023

Johnaii

She is cute bubbly fun interesting and smart. She is the most beautiful girl you could meet and she is very kind. She can sometimes be annoying very humerus. She can sometimes be weird as a funny joke or in a funny way. She is a pretty girl and loves to be called pretty. She is indecisive and takes forever to do things. She responds to text quickly and calls also. She has a bright future ahead of her and keeps it real all the time. Her attitude will snap back at you if you get on her bad side you need to pray. Some she is crazy. But she is a really nice person once you get to know her. She is very active and likes sports but if she is tired she won’t do anything. She is definitely boy crazy. But when she feels down there is only a few people she will vent out to.

Oh girl you wanna fight Johnaii? She is gonna beat you up.

People: Bro your so ugly”

Johnaii: “and you think your not”
People: yo she has a stomach
Johnaii: at least I know my math facts and what if I don’t want to be skinny minny *rolls eye*

by Tinokyolu tyson November 20, 2023

johnathan jackson

he is a cute funny man named johnathan from norway

ronny: wow your so johnathan jackson
john: athan

by peepeepoopoochat December 2, 2023

johnmadden

Verb. Scribbling incoherently over an image or diagram while explaining something. The scribbles make the diagram progressively less understandable. Words are rarely written.

Noun. Any such markup.

Derived from the way John Madden would scrawl shit over obvious football plays.

My customer johnmaddened the proposal so I have no idea what they want.

by waxangel March 12, 2024

Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV

A cute nickname for a pet named John.

Hey Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV, I love you!

by fartkingserpent April 7, 2024

johnathanns

The are the coolest human beings in reality they are chill and are down to earth no glazing they help you out when are down bad

Aye dat dude johnathanns is a cool as MF dude

by anonymous May 2, 2024