Jesse is a person who never leaves your side, someone you can count, and someone who will love you unconditionally. He is someone who do almost anything that is asked of him if he loves you back. He makes you feel like you're the most important thing in his life, like you're the only thing that truly matters to him. If you find a jesse, keep him and love him more than he loves you.
"I love my Jesse."
by _awkwardperson_ June 24, 2018
Get the Jessemug. Jesse is a person is gay and very open about it and likes too show all of his friends ass pics but is also so very funny
Jesse
by Jesse is a whore February 15, 2020
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by heeeuhuhdduheudh June 26, 2018
Get the jessemug. 
a sweet cute and beautiful girl that always puts other people before her she if funny and would be the BEST friend you would ever have!!!!
girl 1: wow I was just talking to Jesse she was so funny!
girl 2: She is the best and most pretty friend I have.
girl 2: She is the best and most pretty friend I have.
by by: so true June 12, 2018
Get the Jessemug. by Leonardo Butts November 18, 2020
Get the Jesse Sinnmug. <noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
by Mississippi Mudflap September 19, 2013
Get the jesse palmermug.