Jasper

big dick randy sucking deez balls if you mess with jasper he will bring out his flock and spray it everywhere, he always misses and sold his feet to someone for 69420 dickollars, he is the ultimate porn star.

"did you see daddy nigggy jassy"
"he fired his flock and missed his Jasper"

by hfiuhwerpgihewr April 26, 2024

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Jasper

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world

Ahh man, I just rolled a Jasper

by De Robriguez April 26, 2024

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A Jasper

When one is defeated by the desert wind and a doobie falls apart.

Also applicable to any joint failure, anywhere in the world.

‘Ahhh man, I just rolled a Jasper. And the shit just fell apart before I even took a drag’

‘Don’t let him roll it, he’ll make a Jasper’

by De Robriguez April 27, 2024

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Jasper Han Yue

The most handsome, genuine, magnificent, diligent, beautiful, kind, funny, delectable, majestic person you will ever be lucky to know.

Jasper Han Yue is nothing less than a God.

“Is that Jasper Han Yue I see over there?!”
“Omg yes it is! All hail the king!”
-sua esposa

by jalapeño coleslaw February 21, 2024

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colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.

Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.

by ListentoLia February 24, 2024

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