Jaqueline

A straight B-I-T-C-H

jaqueline is a BITCH

by Lateral D January 21, 2022

Jacqueline

A fierce, choleric beast that jumps little, skinny boys and steals their food. It is said that if Jacqueline steals your food, you will never have anything to eat for the rest of your life ever again.

Sean: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JACQUELINE JUST EYED MY FOOD IM GOING TO DIE

by derpfishduel November 25, 2019

Jaques Cousteau

Noun. Any jackass who thinks they know something about animal life, and spits useless, public knowledge about the mating, eating or hunting habits of animals.

JC: Hey did you know giraffes were born with long necks so they can eat the leaves from trees.

Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden

by CKYass September 28, 2009

Jacqueline

Jacqueline,

please don't take my money,

please don't pound my friends or anyone that looks like me.

Don't come to my house unannounced,

I'm sorry I like you and I'm not good enough
If you hate please don't ruin my life
There is no comparison to Jacqueline
Don't prove that you hate me
I will take your word for it

I hope that Jacqueline won't ruin my life because she'd rather bang my friend.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

Jaquarious

A nibba with self esteem issues

Jaquarious doesn’t think he’s good enough and that he has a ‘lil dick’

by Jaquarious’ Therapist February 16, 2019

Jacqueline

She is a moody 40 year old, who probably does drugs. She can act like mean the world to her and then when you make a mistake she is a total fake bitch . Will go through your things; lie; talk about you. She smells like ham. Has buck teeth. Screaming is a regular thing for her. Hair is thinning. She can't show empathy. Wouldn't want her as a mother because she will neglect you and put you in danger. Abusive. Has a hobo fetish. Built like Big Bird and looks like him too.

Daughter of Jacqueline: Why does my mom hate me?

Sister of Jacqueline: She is a bitch; always has been. She doesn't know how to raise a child. And she is seriously unstable.

Daughter: How can I fix it my relationship with her?
Sister: You shouldn't have to. She should just be a respectable mother to her children.
Daughter: Well, what do you suggest I do?
Sister: Run.

by cherryglazzerr June 30, 2018

Dirty Jacqueline

Some fat ass stink hoe who had three kids and abandoned them. Then she got with a guy at work and another guy at work and lied to both that she was not seeing the other. So then she gets one guy fired because she borrowed cash from him and he asked for it back.

That dirty Jacqueline ass hoe is at it again stankin up the joint with her foul attitude and stinky hairy twat.

by Nun on the run March 27, 2020