tactical insertion

Getting laid by using a specific methodology for picking up chicks.

I performed a tactical insertion on Lissete's mom at Sandy's.

by ChekYur6 February 9, 2010

Inception

A mediocre, sometimes cringe-inducing ripoff of the Matrix that insufferable morons claim was "masterful," "changed their life" and was "the most complex movie of all time." Typically used as a vehicle to promote said moron's distinct and proficient taste in movies.

A: Dude, did you see Inception?

B: Yeah, it was alright. Lots of plot holes, lame dialogue and corny premises.

A: (head explodes)

by Joeyyyyy Ssssss August 17, 2010

Tactical Insertion

1. The act of a man slipping his penis into a women during an opportune moment or circumstance.

2. Relying on the advice of a buddy or source that a particular women will engage in intercourse after certain requirements suitable to the man are met. (being hispanic, knowing how to play guitar, bow staff skills)

3. The choosing of entering points on a womens body to best avoid contracting certain venereal diseases that the women may posses.

1. Greg: Yeah we unded up sleeping together.
Andrew: How'd you pull that?
Greg: She was crying about her father's death, she fell into my arms, then it was just tactical insertion.

2. John: I heard shes a whore, just needs a couple drinks.
Bill: Think I may be able to pull some tactical insertion?
John: Buy a few beers and your in.

3. I knew she had been with that junkie awhile back, so I used tactical insertion when I reamed her back door. Just to be safe you know?

by Mondongina February 24, 2011

Infection

Bad. Swelling may occur.

The infection on the toe made his foot swell.

by taliasunshine March 5, 2011

east infection

Politically correct term for yellow fever.

I've had a bad case of east infection ever since I lived in Vancouver.

by bovineunited June 1, 2007

inception mode

when you get so high you can't tell what's real from what is fake and every simple question seems puzzling and trying to answer seems to take you deeper into your subconscious

Christian: What time does the narwhal bacon?
Constance:That question is making me enter inception mode

by independentyouth September 19, 2012

Tactical Insertion

When a female is having a massive orgasm, you insert the remote control into her asshole, then press volume down so she shuts the fuck up. This also works when she won't stop nagging.

Bitch shut the fuck up before I give you a Tactical Insertion!

by SpeaksJanusch July 22, 2010