Awesome in a Can

To be said or shouted when somthing/some one is is better than awesome, so much so that said item could well be compared to that oh so special variety of canned awesomness.
all canned awesomness comes in cans with ringpulls, as not everyone carries a can opener with them.
Created by El Tom of Barton

Wow, that was awesome in a can!

by shuriken October 28, 2004

Bean can

A school bus filled with mostly Mexican students.

I ride the bean can to school, it sucks.

I almost got hit by a bean can yesterday

there are lots of Bean cans in southwestern states schools

by cakes every were September 10, 2009

can of worms

A tricky situation which requires much effort to resolve.

My girlfriend caught me kissing another woman, so I think I opened up a can of worms on that one.

by Albert February 15, 2004

Can you not?

A short phrase utilized primarily by highly intelligent and sophisticated human beings, especially those with two X chromosomes. Unlike the also popular "Can you not...", this unique phrase ends immedietely after "not" and may be phrased both as a question and as a statement. The speaker should assume that whomever he/she is conversing with is completely aware of the misdemeanor.

Matthew has just provoked Jackie and she is mildly annoyed and amused (but mostly annoyed).

Jackie & Eva (in unison): Can you not?

by Jackie Funshine February 08, 2007

can of whupass

what stone cold opens when he is about to kick someone's ass

Gonna open up a can of whupass

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Jerky in a can

This can be defined as anything that is "tight," "smashin," "hot," or "tastes good." The phrase is used in strong like, or excitement about something/someone/someplace.

A guy is walking by and you think he is hott, you lean over and whisper to your girls, "thats some jerk in a can!"

You are shopping and you see a pair of jeans that just rock.. you can't help but yell out "damn, those are Jerky in a can!"

by Jenn Holloway October 04, 2005

nap in a can

Energy drink e.g. red bull, sparks

I don't think I have time for a nap before the Corporate Hoes and CEOs party, I'll guess I'll just get a nap in a can.

by Benjamin M January 04, 2006