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country creeper

A country bumpkin who creeps in the yee-haw style. Often drives a lifted truck.

Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.
Individual: Last night a guy followed me home in his truck to ask for my number; what a country creeper.
by Greekling October 6, 2019
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Broncos Country

The act of riding the tiny dick of russel wilson. believing your going to the superbowl because of him. but then end up going 5-12
by broncosrider November 1, 2023
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comfort country

a comfort country is a place where you feel completely at home and comfortable, similar to a comfort food
"Have you ever been to Ireland? It's totally my comfort country."
by johngoose13 December 10, 2018
mugGet the comfort countrymug.

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.
I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.
by ZeroExe July 10, 2021
mugGet the Country Blumpkinmug.

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while occupying an out-house.
Mary walked to the out-house and gave Joe a Country Blumpkin for his birthday.
by Spigot On HOT March 5, 2009
mugGet the Country Blumpkinmug.

country garden

what stoners use to make themselves smell good after chiefing. its made by glade and can be found at your local cvs. when you smell it it makes your knees week and you have a burst of excitement, especially after smoking.
yo i smell like shit! ohh dude les stop by cvs and get some country garden!
by scoobilydooped June 8, 2010
mugGet the country gardenmug.

country flower

She just cleaned her pussy so it smelled like a country flower
by TheREAL_BS December 27, 2013
mugGet the country flowermug.

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