It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i was pissing broken glass following some horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.
by Dunky Oggins December 8, 2003

by basbleu April 12, 2010

by sharonneedlesfan28 June 15, 2020

Jack: Damnit my spoop bucket is full, can you go dump it out on the sidewalk?
Stranger: I don’t even know you, I’m taking a walk with my 8 year old daughter.
Jack: If you don’t want to do it can she do it?
Stranger: I don’t even know you, I’m taking a walk with my 8 year old daughter.
Jack: If you don’t want to do it can she do it?
by Janribet October 3, 2021

When one is way past the term "muffin topper". The fat actually go through the spandex pants, not just over.
Person 1: Ohh crap, that guy gained hella weight.
Person 2: Yah last year he was a muffin topper, now he's the whole plum bucket.
Person 2: Yah last year he was a muffin topper, now he's the whole plum bucket.
by Haleyrose March 8, 2008

by Hottestpepperever April 17, 2023
