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I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024
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Sappysteam impregnation fetish

A sexual urge to see a blue dragon get preggo
On a porn site straight upsteaming it” and by steaming it I mean sappysteam impregnation fetish
by Fixiostudios official November 24, 2024
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Huzz Impressor Games

An epic live event where a group of individuals are put together, and have to compete to get one, or multiple Huzz. They may even have to fight to the death. The man who impresses the Huzz the best wins. It is similar to the Hunger Games (but way better)

Also known as when you see multiple people trying to impress the same Huzz at once.
Hey man I can't wait to go to the "Huzz Impressor Games" Tomorrow! I wonder who's gonna get the most Huzz
by Greesebur April 1, 2025
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Mongoose impression

A degenerate bonding ritual where one friend slaps the other full across the face—hard enough to knock the dignity loose—and growls, “Do your best mongoose impression.” The victim, now trembling and shame-charged, contorts their body like a hairless ferret having a nervous breakdown in a sock drawer. Bonus points if they hiss, writhe, or emit a sound somewhere between a squeal and a suppressed moan.

Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.
"We're at Olive Garden, right? Outta nowhere, Jake slaps Trevor so hard his breadstick flies across the booth, then whispers, ‘Do your best mongoose impression.’ Trevor locks eyes with the waiter, arches his back, and starts chittering like a horny squirrel in heat. They comped our meal out of fear."
by Floyd11 June 20, 2025
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hot dog impression

n. - the human deceased state shortly after death in which the rigid yet soft, pinkish disposition resembles a hot dog.
If Louie fucks with Chuckles he'll be doing a hot dog impression by dawn.
by Tom Zappacosta September 30, 2003
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make a second impression

To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.
"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."

or

"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."
by Chunky McFartington May 4, 2014
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fun and impromptu

What you say you want when you don't have the (ball)s to get into a relationship even though you have feelings too
When Becky asked Alejandro if he wanted to date, he was scared, so he just said he wanted something "fun and impromptu".
by theguacingdead April 20, 2018
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