I am your father

No, that's not true!

Long lost dad: I am your father

Long lost son: No! This cannot be right!

by UltimateDoge August 6, 2021

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I am a cat owner

if someone ask u if u own cat, say these words

u own cat?
yes , I am a cat owner

by see thru April 23, 2022

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Hi I am not real

When somebody says that they are not real

Kid:Hi imaginary my friend
The friend: hi i am not real

by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 1, 2022

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I am not Willing to Smith

When a man does not want to be in a relationship with a whore, who only is happy after she has fucked somebody else and destroyed lives of other people.

P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.

by vaniukas July 16, 2020

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I am a fighter and not a quitter

A quote from Liz Truss, the shortest-serving prime minister of the United Kingdom, a day before she resigned. Used to claim that you will not give up (but you will actually quit a short while later, as expected).

Alex: I’m gonna finish my English essay. After all, I am a fighter and not a quitter!
Alex, one hour and two drafts later: I am resigning.

by Rhythm Heaven October 26, 2022

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