Hot topic

Hot topic is a gothic or softie store and anything you buy comes to $60 and you or your parents ask why you buy stupid sh!t like this

Customer: hi can I please buy this t-shirt

Worker: sure that will come to $38.05
Customer: why the hell is this so expensive for a t-shirt

Worker: I have no idea that’s how it is in hot topic unfortunately

by Rileyisrelevent November 2, 2022

Old Hot Topic Shopper

"Older Hot Topic" "Generation person"
Walks in and shopping around "Hot Topic" saying you to old to shop there.

Sarah: oh look! Danielle! There's goes old Hot Topic Shopper..
Danielle: older for sure.

by anonymous_Wolfe August 26, 2023

Hot Topic

The place that eats all of any teens money

Person A: Hey, I got some money, wanna go to Hot Topic?
Person B: I don’t have that much
-Two hours later-

Person A and B: Shit, we’re broke again

by Black Army Leader #2 January 26, 2020

Hot topic

its a store. nothing controversial here

i went there and got some earrings

guy1: where did u get that sanrio shirt
guy2: I got it from hot topic

by c.yan May 10, 2022

Hot Topic

A bearded man with dried white sauce in the corner of his mouth, wearing hot pink Crocs, a cat hair matted kilt holding the sporran in his mouth, duster jacket and finger-less gloves, holding a hot dog in each hand, humming a tune while refusing to break eye contact with you.

Tinder matched me with such a Hot Topic last night, he was enchanting!

by BigSCMoney February 12, 2021

Hot Topic Wannabe

Another meme-name for the video game character: "Shadow the Hedgehog." Which is a very popular meme among the general Sonic the Hedgehog and Snapcube Fandom.

Eggman: "You have Thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch."

Sonic: Hot topic?

Shadow: No! My secret!

by KubeDev January 21, 2025

Hot Pocket Topic

A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.

“Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”

“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”

by Robin Hoodlum October 29, 2021