hooshcong

The act of farting, passing gas, or other means of flatuence in someones face. Created by Eric, Gage H., Nik M., and Andy.

Eric :*hooshcongs* Man, I totally hooshconged you.

Gage: WTF, Man. Thats gross... wait. HOOSHCONG? HAHHHHAH!

by Nik Matt September 25, 2004

Hoochies before bed

The act of getting hella keyed, baked, wasted, stoned, basted, dry, faded, high, drunk, plastered, smashed, shitfaced, zuited, gone, and intoxicated.

Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street

Furook: Ay yo nigga i slapped dat ass all night

OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?

Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes

OJ: shavin dat ass?

Furook: My ass o ur ass?

OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?

Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?

Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?

Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.

OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?

Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed

OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga

by Ryan, Grayson, Regina, Garrett September 26, 2009

Hoosierism

1. The belief in the Indiana University sports teams. This is pretty much school pride. However, the Gods of Hoosierism are the varsity players.

Holidays:

Jan 1st-A relaxful day, no one does any work at all.

Homecoming Football Game Day-Hoosierists fill the stadium cheering on the IU football team.

March Madness Bracket Selection Show Day-A very festive day especially if the IU basketball teams did well that year. If the men's and/or women's teams get selected to play in the 65 team tournament, this special day becomes National Hoosier day. Lots of partying ensues.

Places of Worship:
The Indiana University Basketball Gym and Football Field

Setting: Idaho

Person A: Did you see that man dressed in all Indiana clothing?? He must be a Hoosierist!!
Person B: What's a Hoosiersist?
Person A: One who believes in Hoosierism.

by INDIANA UNIVERSITY January 9, 2008

hoshii

a very fast person with a very high sexual desire

Fook, that girls a hoshii right there!

by Dufferz August 21, 2008

hoochie mama

a black hooker. i dont know much about these....

-dude, don't go to that Hoochie Mama! She's a rip off! Dude!

by T. Lex February 16, 2005

hoosit

to have intercourse
slang for sex

Hey Crystal do u wanna have some hoosit?
Are you gonna get some hoosit tonight?

by jade johnny April 16, 2006

hoosier

There appears to be some confusion with this definition. The term "Hoosier" does in fact include West County. A proper definition of "hoosier" is anyone who lives west of 270 or south of Clayton Road. Basically if you dont live in Clayton, U-City, Ladue, or North County, you are a hoosier. Sorry Chesterfield, you guys are big hoosiers. x

I went to parkway-somthing and am a hoosier. x

by Claytonite March 20, 2005