honk

honk up somebodies ass = to give an enema

stop honking up my butt,would ya?!

by Punker July 12, 2007

Honk on the naughty

A phrase that describes using and/or sharing a vape often with friends

Hey mate can I have a honk on the naughty?

by Sydhowareya May 21, 2024

Honk

A non-offensive curse word used as a substitute to "hell" or "heck" to indicate suprise or annoyance. Use of this word suggests that the user is just a silly goose.

"Oh HONK! That car almost hit me!"
"This weather humid as honk"
"That cracked phone screen look like it's been to the gates of honk and back."

by Justasillygoose July 22, 2024

smack the honk

When you smack the fucking honk with a big black monster cock

Wanna go smack the honk

by Smack_honk January 26, 2018

Honk Bombs

A slang term for large breasts on a woman.

Let me tell ya, Steve, that girl had some Grade A honk bombs!

by Steve Harvey Number One August 30, 2025

Honk Parade

Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.

John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"

Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"

John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

Honking of 1812

An event that took place on 18/12, or December eighteenth for some, and happened in the year 1996. It was between two of the greatest army forces, the US military, and the geese. Both sides lost exactly 1,812 soldiers before the US were told that a goose has traveled into their ranks up and up, and could kill the military instantly. Naturally, the US retreated and asked the battle to not be recounted at all. To this da, we still don't know who exactly that sneaky goose is.

Have you heard about the honking of 1812? It was really awesome, right?

by the_honking_still_haunts_me April 6, 2021