honk shoo

The noise you make when you snore, especially when working from home.

Owen: might honk shoo later
Jim: same, this job is so boring lmao
Mike: what

Terry (the boss): excuse me?

by young-man-forever-young December 13, 2022

honk

to blow a load over something

dude, he just honked all over her face

by honking johnnie November 13, 2011

honk on her bobo

Put her in 6th and step on her

full send or no send just honk on her bobo

by hctertslana February 2, 2018

Honking

Some guy honked at me repeatedly today. I didn't do anything wrong.

Hym "Some guy honking at me doesn't stop me from tilting the wheel while someone's kid is walking down the street. I can make you stop. I shouldn't have to but I can. And, no, it's not that you all know each other it's that you all know me and are on the medium that is being used to follow me. If my life doesn't have any value then neither does your shitty soon-to-be-slut daughter. Fuck your kids."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.

Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.

by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024

honked on

When a whitelock by his wife or one of his buddies poisons somebody not suitable.

This old guy was totally schizo cause his lesbian cousin honked on his fridge supply twice a week. You never know this days she would smile at her cute cousin Randy.

by sinrlifemattrs September 8, 2025

Moist Honk

After sex when a woman sits up and queefs loudly

“Yo dude when I smashed Tina yesterday she let out the loudest moist honk I’ve ever heard”

by Basedpenits June 9, 2023