Sleeping hippo

Sleeping hippo

A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight

by Chimpokaziza April 7, 2023

Slinging Some Hippo Cock

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.

You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.

by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019

Hippo

A girl named Amy, She's not a very good looking person, but shes nice.. (kinda)

"Oh my god! Amy is such a fat hippo!"

by a short dumbass April 17, 2024

Hungry hippos

A sexual act involving two larger women laying with their chins on a males stomach, the male then makes themself ejaculate onto the belly and the race to eat all “the marbles” ensues. To evolve the game, the male will slap the ass of each “hippo”

I was with these two plus sized women last night and made them Play a game of hungry hippos.

by Tommythegunwebb April 14, 2024

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, when no one wants to pay their share

by Sexydimma January 20, 2015

The Big hippo

Is a morbidly obese man named Owen who likes middle schoolers.

Yo did you see that it’s The big hippo!!!

by Bigpp_suckrr69420 May 7, 2023

Hippo

In reference to the Hippocratic oath:
To not cause intentional harm to another.

That's not very hippo of you

by Snazzy_dude December 21, 2021