Heffacorn

When you run so much, and you need to urinate, but you don't want to. it forces out of your anus. Usually in a squirting and spraying form.
When one explodes with urine out of the rectum.

The fat guy had too urinate but there was no bathroom close by and he tried to run to the nearest bathroom and he heffacorned

by Wagony WigWag July 9, 2011

hefner

a group of 2 or more lesbian girls

"where did the hefners go?"

by dmhsbaby February 23, 2019

Heffalumps

(n., pl.) Sneaky little buggers that steal common household objects and then relocate them, usually somehwere in or under the couch.

"Where IS that remote? Damn Heffalumps..."

by popsiclesshouldbethenewblack<3 October 20, 2011

Heff

A word used mostly in form of text, to describe a feeling of annoyance, boredom or frustration.

They had me stacking the shelves again, even though they said I'd be on the tills again. Heff

1: Did you know they cancelled tonight's episode?
2: What? Really?
1: Yep. Cancelled until next week.
2: Heff

by TwiggyZap October 25, 2018

heffer111

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by notchadypuweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 6, 2003

Heffer

Gangster and/or druggie.

Look at her run.

Yep, shes a fast little heffer.

by Orange swirl smoothie October 30, 2009

Blue Hefner

A man with a beautiful penis.

Shelby: "No way you just hooked up with Joe?!?"
Mel: "Yeah he is such a Blue Hefner."
Shelby: "I had always heard that he had a nice cock."

by Blue Hefner December 27, 2011