He has a cute dog.

A discreet way of discussing a man’s ass at the office, without setting off HR bells.

Do you know Jonathan? Yes! He has a cute dog. (followed by knowing laughter)

by ShadowSmith June 24, 2024

Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Tiffany Has A LockHeart So I Tapped You Twice: 《¤》

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Person 343: Tiffany Has A LockHeart So I Tapped You Twice: 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

My craziness has a system

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.

Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"

Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."

by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018

Ur chick has a dick

Better than ur family tree lgbt

Peter: ur mom gay
You: ur chick has a dick
Peter: * face melts of and explodes into pieces*

by Jurrememeboy March 24, 2018

can i has a burgr

A way a cat meme speaks to get a burger.

"Mew!"
"I iz catto!"
"Can i has a burgr nom?"

by YE$ September 3, 2019

every guy has a unicorn

What dose it mean aaron

Guys wtf does "every guy has a unicorn" mean?

by Officer Height September 8, 2020