The Gusalim Happened

another definition of "anak tolol lu" which means dumbass
"i forgot to bind my account to google play"
"The Gusalim Happened"
by Tratto21 May 15, 2023
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injury waiting to happen

Sarel, who lives in Kathu Northern Cape, is an injury waiting to happen because of his funny way of walking. He and funny face
by Louwie May 04, 2024
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Which never happens

Gretchen and her friends were hammered at the bar last night "which never happens" being facetious for happens all the time.
Gretchen says I got way too drunk last night which never happens
by Dwilliams66 October 18, 2020
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Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.
"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "
by Banana Republik June 08, 2018
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A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.
“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
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Sorry that happened to you

Oh! Hey! You spoke to... Um... Shit! Kaitlin's gay friend!
Hym "That's what I said to him when he said he got raped in prison. 'Sorry that happened to you.' Now, before you get man ladies, that's probably what I would say to you if you confessed to getting raped to me. Seems like the natural response. What was his name? 🤔 I don't remember. Did he tell you he tried to molest me, slapped me in the dick, and then threw up on the couch and blamed it on me? Gay dude love me, what can I said. They aren't selecting based on fat-cock so they are usually down to bang. Not gay though, so, I'm not really getting a lot of mileage out of it."
by Hym Iam March 02, 2025
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