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Handy Dandy Standy

It is whenever the male is tall enough were the female can give him head while standing.
Hey! Give me a Handy Dandy Standy. Cherry
by A white girl with a big butt November 26, 2020
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Handy clammy

When you sweat your balls off in a video game and your hands start sweating so much they get clammy
I was playing search with the boys and got handy clammy
by m0zzarella_cheese October 22, 2020
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Manny’s Handy

When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.
After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!
by Trent Thick Missile October 23, 2020
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Handy

A combination of Andy and Harrison who are relied on to complete a job. Handy is an abbreviated form of listing the two people
“Do you guys need a handy?” “Get Handy to do it!”
by Andosgee October 29, 2020
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Handi

by Dicktionary~ January 19, 2021
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Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
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diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.
I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.
by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021
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