Rectal hammering, verb, adj, it is when you experience a situation when lots of air rushes out your bum in an air hammer manner, some people that suffer from rectal hammering can experience this hundreds of times in a day.
"OMG these farts are just ripping right out of me", " no dude sounds like you have a bad case of rectal hammering".
by Willy Lickit February 17, 2015
Get the rectal hammeringmug. The hammer I kill bitches with. Any device or means to shut a bitch the fuck up! An over the top reply to the nagging bitch that is always present. An all purpose cock that always gets the job done.
"When Barrack finally grew tired of that dykes complaints over sexism he dropped the bitch hammer on her."
"Michele Bachman needs to be nailed with a bitch hammer"
"Every time that cunt opens her mouth I either reach for my cock or the bitch hammer to shut her up."
"No one could stand Amy's friend Rachel until Adam grudge fucked her with a bitch hammer.
"Michele Bachman needs to be nailed with a bitch hammer"
"Every time that cunt opens her mouth I either reach for my cock or the bitch hammer to shut her up."
"No one could stand Amy's friend Rachel until Adam grudge fucked her with a bitch hammer.
by Scarcazim October 9, 2013
Get the Bitch Hammermug. by Ugandan fuckles February 20, 2019
Get the hammer speakmug. I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.
When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.
When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.
Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.
Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.
Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.
by Jerk1333bc June 8, 2018
Get the blues hammermug. Hammer Long is the name of a song by French Montana. No one really knows why the song is called that.
The term can also be used in situations when someone is tired or overworked. Commonly used as an expression.
The term can also be used in situations when someone is tired or overworked. Commonly used as an expression.
"Hey man! How was work?"
"Dude it was crazy! I had to stay an extra hour and didn't get overtime pay! Fuckin ridiculous!"
"Wow.... Hammer Long......"
"Dude it was crazy! I had to stay an extra hour and didn't get overtime pay! Fuckin ridiculous!"
"Wow.... Hammer Long......"
by HammerLooooong March 19, 2023
Get the Hammer Longmug. presumably a crude mix between, obviously, a bat and a hammer, which would essentially have the same general function as either a bat or a hammer, with slight aesthetic variation.
also the last thing you want to see in your google feed when looking for help with a missing hammer.bat file.
also the last thing you want to see in your google feed when looking for help with a missing hammer.bat file.
Dennis: "Dude, check this out. Stay with me here, what if someone made a hammer... bat..."
Quincy: "Shut up, Dennis."
Dennis: "I'm gonna do it."
Google: "What? He actually did it? This deserves two full pages, at least."
4chan: "Shut up, Google."
Google: "Get a search bar."
4chan: "Never."
Steam: "Holy shit. You guys, someone actually made a hammer bat."
Troll: "Whoever is writing this needs to shut up."
Steam: "That is hilarious, who named this hammer.bat? You, James? You get a raise."
Quincy: "..."
Dennis: "Dude, I TOLD you. HAMMERBAT bro. hammer. bat."
Quincy: "Oh my GOD, and you're STILL talking about it."
Dennis: "hammerrrre batito."
Quincy: "Fuck you, dude, the hammer bat is still stupid."
Dennis: "Dude, you are so jealous! You're jealous of the hammer bat!"
Quincy: "No..."
Dennis: "Oh you're not jealous?"
Quincy: "Absolutely not!"
Dennis: "You're not jealous of the three pages in google when you type in hammer bat?"
Quincy: "Oh come on, you don't have to look it up now... Jesus."
Dennis: "Three pages. They call that a hat trick, son. A hammer bat trick... Patrick."
Quincy: "You can't even type, you typed in 'hammer.bat', you fool. You absolute fool!"
Dennis: "Oh my god, it's fine, Quincy, see? It still comes up with the hammer bat. Three pages, boys . Read 'em and weep."
Quincy: "Oh my god, shut UP, Dennis."
Quincy: "Shut up, Dennis."
Dennis: "I'm gonna do it."
Google: "What? He actually did it? This deserves two full pages, at least."
4chan: "Shut up, Google."
Google: "Get a search bar."
4chan: "Never."
Steam: "Holy shit. You guys, someone actually made a hammer bat."
Troll: "Whoever is writing this needs to shut up."
Steam: "That is hilarious, who named this hammer.bat? You, James? You get a raise."
Quincy: "..."
Dennis: "Dude, I TOLD you. HAMMERBAT bro. hammer. bat."
Quincy: "Oh my GOD, and you're STILL talking about it."
Dennis: "hammerrrre batito."
Quincy: "Fuck you, dude, the hammer bat is still stupid."
Dennis: "Dude, you are so jealous! You're jealous of the hammer bat!"
Quincy: "No..."
Dennis: "Oh you're not jealous?"
Quincy: "Absolutely not!"
Dennis: "You're not jealous of the three pages in google when you type in hammer bat?"
Quincy: "Oh come on, you don't have to look it up now... Jesus."
Dennis: "Three pages. They call that a hat trick, son. A hammer bat trick... Patrick."
Quincy: "You can't even type, you typed in 'hammer.bat', you fool. You absolute fool!"
Dennis: "Oh my god, it's fine, Quincy, see? It still comes up with the hammer bat. Three pages, boys . Read 'em and weep."
Quincy: "Oh my god, shut UP, Dennis."
by hawkjames October 14, 2013
Get the hammer batmug. Me: Tinkaton vs Starmobile, who will win!?
Tinkaton used Gigaton Hammer!
*One shots Starmobile*
Me: …
Tinkaton used Gigaton Hammer!
*One shots Starmobile*
Me: …
by beluga the suzzi cat December 30, 2022
Get the Gigaton Hammermug.