rectal hammering

Rectal hammering, verb, adj, it is when you experience a situation when lots of air rushes out your bum in an air hammer manner, some people that suffer from rectal hammering can experience this hundreds of times in a day.

"OMG these farts are just ripping right out of me", " no dude sounds like you have a bad case of rectal hammering".

by Willy Lickit February 18, 2015

charles the hammer

that pimpin' French guy who kicked muslims out of france.

he delivered an ass- kicking like charles the hammer! damn!

If Thor was human he'd use charles' hammer.

by nexapparatus33 October 20, 2011

taint hammer

The opposite of the shocker, in which an extended ring finger is used to pummel the taint.

The shocker? Don't be a fool. Deploy the taint hammer!

by Boba Twat January 22, 2010

hammer speak

To be absolutely fucked up by a bitch with a hammer. And you yell ow and fuck repeatedly

Hammer speak Bang! Ow fuck owoowowowowowowowowowowfuck

by Ugandan fuckles February 20, 2019

fuckin hammered

Beyond hammered but not quite shitfaced

Dude, I am fuckin hammered!!!

Did you see Chris last night? He was fuckin hammered!

by I<3BEER! May 20, 2011

Gigaton Hammer

The move Tinkaton uses to destroy everything

Me: Tinkaton vs Starmobile, who will win!?
Tinkaton used Gigaton Hammer!
*One shots Starmobile*
Me: …

by beluga the suzzi cat December 30, 2022

hammered hell

Trashed, Completely unacceptable. Non negotiable. Beyond recognition. Unsatisfactory.

You look like hammered hell. I feel like hammered hell.

by Jl77diver January 06, 2014