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Bitch Hammer

The hammer I kill bitches with. Any device or means to shut a bitch the fuck up! An over the top reply to the nagging bitch that is always present. An all purpose cock that always gets the job done.
"When Barrack finally grew tired of that dykes complaints over sexism he dropped the bitch hammer on her."
"Michele Bachman needs to be nailed with a bitch hammer"
"Every time that cunt opens her mouth I either reach for my cock or the bitch hammer to shut her up."
"No one could stand Amy's friend Rachel until Adam grudge fucked her with a bitch hammer.
by Scarcazim October 9, 2013
mugGet the Bitch Hammermug.

hammer legs

A sudden, painful cramp, often in the legs.
I got a bad case of hammer legs!
by Word Madman March 28, 2019
mugGet the hammer legsmug.

harry hammer

When a man's pubic hair is longer than his penis.
No chick wants to suck me off because of my harry hammer!
by Artemus_Cain July 11, 2009
mugGet the harry hammermug.

hammer speak

To be absolutely fucked up by a bitch with a hammer. And you yell ow and fuck repeatedly
Hammer speak Bang! Ow fuck owoowowowowowowowowowowfuck
by Ugandan fuckles February 20, 2019
mugGet the hammer speakmug.

blues hammer

I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.

When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.
Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.

Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.
by Jerk1333bc June 8, 2018
mugGet the blues hammermug.

shit-hammered

A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.
Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!

So thats why i threw up this morning.
by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010
mugGet the shit-hammeredmug.

The Hammer of The Cause

A person who is fighting for, or enforcing the will of a generic sometimes non-existant cause.

The background of this word is me, Murdoc, who is the original Hammer of The Cause.
"Murdoc takes care of the common man, he is The Hammer of The Cause."
by Murdoc June 3, 2004
mugGet the The Hammer of The Causemug.

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