catch a grip

v. to take a nap, to get some sleep (over a short period of time; not as in a full night's rest)

Man, I need to catch a grip before work tonight or I'm gonna fall asleep on the job!

by B-dette April 10, 2007

Grip master

teen sonothung albeit confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average

Although yearning for escalation from all his fuck-homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard diminutive penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

how's your cock grip masterb8r?

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he misrecognized his penis fell short of the average penis length (5) for six months into puberty which is well short of average penis length (7).
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near the average girth (5).

by heatHerize January 14, 2013

Grip Check

A simple test of strength that sometimes occurs when two alpha males shake eachother's hands for the first time. The process includes squeezing as hard as you can until one person gives up.

Chet hasn't met Brad yet? Get ready for a grip check!

by Teh_Guy November 12, 2010

flip and grip

The act of flipping your smart watch where it's on the underside of your wrist so that you can simultaneously watch porn and masturbate

Just remember to put your watch back in the normal position lest someone suspects you of conducting a flip and grip session in the office closet.

by Goosed12 August 28, 2015

Gamer Grip

Whenever you beat your meat so much that you have a really strong grip.

Ayo this kid tried to grab my phone but i had really strong Gamer Grip from beating my meat alot.

by Gamer Grip Man October 12, 2019

Grips Moment

A Grips Moment is the instance of lacking any brain cells and saying the first thing that pops into your head.

Greg - "Your car makes noise when it stands still"
Greg just had a Grips Moment.
Jay - "Wait a vertebra isn't a bug?"
Jay just had a Grips Moment.

by LilSticky December 02, 2021

Flip the grip

While riding a motorcycle, turning the throttle all the way open, hence flipping the (throttle) grip.

I was casually riding down the highway when some cager tried to pass me. So I did flip the grip and popped a huge wheelie.

by vk31338 August 20, 2009