Poop Goblin

A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin
mom! Mom! The poop goblin came last night and gave me 3 doubloons!
by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020
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Goblin Slayered

To absolutely and irrevocably destroy and defile something, in a shocking and grotesque fashion

(From the show Goblin Slayers first episode)
"Oberyn Martell got Goblin Slayered by the Mountain in that Game of Thrones episode".
by Muraxesis June 10, 2020
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Goblin Spit

The white substance that forms at the side of the mouth, mostly forms when using drugs.
"Wipe your mouth you've got goblin spit, it's bait."
by wheey34 September 17, 2015
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Fud goblin

Small wretched creature which lurks within the depths of a stinky meat cave occasionally appearing at the surface to lick up crusty cum embedded in the pubic hair.
Rachel’s fanny is that horrific that it has attracted a fud goblin which has taken residence within.
by Raunchers November 03, 2019
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content goblin

A person who will do anything to produce internet "content" for views & follows, to the degree of creating controversy out of otherwise boring situations.
All he does is go into town with a camera and call the cops because it gives his 20k youtube channel clickbait video titles, such a content goblin.

All she does is film random clouds and call them aliens, what a weasley little content goblin.
by eelbucket March 30, 2022
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Goblin Hands

When you change all of your crypto currency holdings to US Dollar Tether and wait for a better price to buy back in so you can hopefully make more gains.
The market is super volatile right now so I have goblin hands to buy the dip.
by WÅRSTVRZ June 09, 2021
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jizz goblin

Small annoying children that ruin your plans
I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.
by brookie_lyn04 October 19, 2014
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