Ghetto gloves

When socks are used to keep hands warm in the absence of proper outerwear.

"Hey Bob, are those mittens without thumbs?"
"No, they're my ghetto gloves Bill..."
Bill looks down at Bobs sockless feet and understands all too well.

by heyduke December 13, 2009

ghetto spanx

A cheap pair of pantyhose that have been cut off at the feet or above, depending on the level of control needed.

My ghetto spanx are rolling up!

by maribry July 6, 2010

ghetto burga

peanut butter and jelly on a hamburger bun with or without the seeds

shaniqua made a ghetto burga before going out to hang in the hood with her homies.

by falreybird October 18, 2008

Classy ghetto

The nonsensical amalgam of high-class culture (sophisticated attire, fine cuisine, etc) and lower-class, ghetto or "hood rat" culture. Since these two lifestyles are contradictory in nature, the result is nothing more than a comical delusion.

I like caviar even do' it reacts chemically wit da metal on my grills.

Damn, that's classy ghetto

by De wanna wanga May 3, 2015

Ghetto sniper

A man who is middle to upper class that targets girls to date that are lower class. A guy that will only date girls that live in the slums and usually speak in ebonics.

Andrew: Headed to this shit hole bar in the slums to meet this slut for a drink
Kunitskiy : Dude, you're such a ghetto sniper!

by Jayredbull August 23, 2016

Ghetto Adjacent

When you live in a nice affluent area, but just one street over you end up in the ghetto.

My house is located in a really nice neighborhood, but just outside that area I am ghetto adjacent to the hood.

by TickleBerries August 28, 2017

Ghetto Quarter

When you substitute a quarter with two dimes and a nickel.

I would buy a gumball, but all I got are two ghetto quarters...

by pineapple-juice August 6, 2011