When a man is getting ready to make sexual intercourse with a female partner but doesn't know there is a man having her doggie style under the covers and thinks the man's ass is the female and you can kind of guess what happens next.
by Joe420pothead November 18, 2020
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Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.
Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.
by Glazzingle January 22, 2021
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A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.
Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"
Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"
Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"
by capturethefag February 10, 2021
Get the GERMAN BREAKFAST BURRITO mug.Girl 1: this guy I'm dating is German
Girl 2: wow, so you're really about to german it up
Girl 1: god, Gretchen, you're so weird
Girl 2: wow, so you're really about to german it up
Girl 1: god, Gretchen, you're so weird
by Goldfish God March 26, 2021
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Get the germable mug.It’s the shocker but a step further. 2 fingers in the pink (pussy) and 1 in the stink (asshole) one proceeds to take the finger that was in the asshole and wipe the dingle berries or shit stain over their lip giving the Adolfo hitler or dirty sanchez impression.
“Last night during fore play I hit my girlfriend with the German shocker. She was surprised when she looked up and saw Adolf Shitler.”
by Sexy pair February 5, 2022
Get the German Shocker mug.A form of government in which the elected officials are at or have far exceeded geriatric status. Both physically and with their schools of thought, sensibilities, and are overall completely out of touch with the current times and matters they discuss or debate and make critical decisions about.
After the election of Joe Biden snd watching that trial of the Tik-Tok CEO held by congress people who couldn’t connect a computer to home WiFi, America is undoubtedly a Geriocracy
by sergentsativa March 23, 2023
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