Closing the Gap

What happens to a girls thighs when she enters an emotionally secure relationship.

Friend 1 :"Jenny told Kurt she's not having sex with the lights on anymore.. says she doesn't feel confident."...

Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."

by Psychwinder January 15, 2022

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Get the Closing the Gapmug.

gap it down

When you break bread, otherwise known as splitting the profit

Yeah I'll ride with you but you got to gap it down!

by YoungsterMystery May 26, 2022

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Get the gap it downmug.

Hussar gap

Going less than 20km\h over the speed limit, which is forbidden and not fined in Russia at the same time, serving only as aggravation in case you have an accident. Named after hussars, who were a branch of imperial cavalry in Russian Empire. Most of the cars you see on road will be driving at speeds 10-15 km\h higher than the signs allow, thanks to the existence of hussar gap.

You can't get fined going 78 in a 60 zone in Russia, because technically you're goin in a hussar gap. So, on a 110 highway you can speed up to 128, even under cameras. But if you go 131, bam, fine in your mail the next week.

by Winjin July 5, 2017

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