The biggest loser you will ever find. Has no friends. Lives in a basment. Is master prestige on all Call of Duty games. Has zero self esteem.
by The Gaylord March 8, 2017
Get the gabe carpentermug. The act of doing something very stupid with very little thought. The more retarded what you do is, the bigger the Gabe you pull.
by Wicked washcloth February 4, 2022
Get the Pulled a Gabemug. Gabe is a mantenido. Gabe likes to game also he is trash is fortnite but he thinks he is the best he usually falls in love with guys name juanitos.Gabe masterbates 30 times a day if you find a Gabe dont let him go keep a Gabe.Has a 1 inch penis
by Ajua February 6, 2019
Get the Gabe Romeromug. An amazing mofo that is prob gonna steal everyone’s babe. He loyal, he smart, and he got the biggest shlonger ever. This Mexican man wasn’t raised as a bitch.
by Shlonger donger February 17, 2018
Get the gabe favamug. What's Up Guys? Coach Gabe Here! Reminding You... To Stay Active, Do Your Sit-ups At Home, And That I Miss You Guys And I Hope Everything's Going Okay, Talk To You Later.
by TheSuperStinkyJohnLiska April 9, 2021
Get the Coach Gabemug. Noun, One who lacks a quality that others need to thrive; derived from the 2011 Darwin Awards runner up Gabe Hoffman who died in a tragic bird crap cleaning accident; A name for someone who has characteristics similar to Big Bird; seems to not care what others say.
Dave:"Hey Jeff that guy over there mooning the girls track team looks like a real Gabe Hoffman."................................. Jeff:"I know right.".
by GdawgHoff October 5, 2011
Get the Gabe Hoffmanmug. by Mastercard December 13, 2021
Get the The Gabe effectmug.