God 

The almighty, omnipotent being that was said to create the universe and everything in it. WAY too many people think they can disprove her/his/its existence by using ridiculously simple arguments anyone could dream up, not realizing that theists have been aware of these arguments for centuries, and that great minds like Pascal, Thomas Aquinas and C.S. Lewis have responded to these arguments brilliantly.

Atheist: "God doesn't exist cause if he's all-powerful and all-good there wouldn't be evil! PWNED."

Theist: "Stop making stupid assumptions about God, dude."

God by whyamIdoingthis? May 16, 2010

God 

God is a made up character on south park, who looks like a cow and is hindu

Are you there god, it's me Jesus

God by god's a character on southpark June 25, 2008

God 

My best friend, because of his loyalty.
My savior, because of his sacrifice for me.
My master, because of my gratitude towards him.

Ian: Best friend, savior, and master too?
Tony: God multi-tasks.
Ian: So did your parents force you to believe this by sticking a fork up your butt as a baby?
Tony: Nope, found him in college! Well, he found me.

God by serving4theking November 29, 2006

God 

The being that created all living and nonliving thing. The main character of the Bible. His being is still very well know today and is loved and worshiped by millions.

"How great is our God..."

And God said "Let there be light." and there was.

God by Tyler E. H. August 11, 2008

god 

GOD - the AWESOME creator, who is full of LOVE, out of his love came all the Universe, stars, sun, moons, milky way, earth, plants and animals and human beings!! And HE had a special place in his heart for us, human beings, for we were created to be united with HIM after our lives on earth, when our souls leave this human form or body. HE loved us so much that HE Himself came dowon to earth, showing us how to live our lives so as to be reunited with HIM (for that's where we came from!!) - but since what HE said wasn't sweet for our ears we killed HIM (and conitinue to do so with our daily sinful ways of living!!) and thought that we had done it - and yes we did - thru HIS death HE conquered sin and so now we have all been saved from eternal damnation!!!!

I don't know what to write here!!!! GOD!!! Please help me!!!

god by Jose Thomas July 5, 2006

God 

God is love. Unconditional love! he sent his one and only son to die on the cross so that everyone would be able to go to heaven if only they accept Him! No one can argue with this because i know for a fact that without God in my life i would have no life at all!!! He has changed my life from living hell to unexplainable peace and joy! If you are having problems in your life please just read God's word the Bible...John 3:16, Romans 3:23, Romans 10:9,10,13 and John14:6

i seriously dont know what i would do without God in my life. He's so awesome!!!

God by AFE April 11, 2006

god 

A totalitarian that kills and slaguters tons of people in the bible showing how human he really is. Someone that can be compared to stalin.

Another great purge will be at armeggedon. God is just like stalin, and troskey is like statan.

god by left wing king December 31, 2003