forum crusader

A facebook user, or a user of virtually any other social internet forum, who spends a great amount of time finding random people to correct and criticize on various intellectual issues. Usually well-read and articulate. Almost like a troll, but too snobby and brainy to be completely classified as one.

Is that a troll? No, it's a forum crusader.

by THEOWLTHATASKSWHY January 11, 2014

JUMPIN JACK FLESHLIGHT FORUM

The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.

When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!

by Sonnyd2022 June 18, 2022

Are you a forum?

A tension breaker towards some angry person. If the angry person couldn't answer this, confused or gets annoyed, you win :). quoted by danjackknife

Person A, "You f**ker!"
Person B, "Are you a forum?"
Person A, "WTF?", continues to be mad
Person B laughs inside

by danjackknife April 1, 2021

Forum

We're idiots post stupid shit usually losers and dumbasses do

The argument on a forum

Joe What the fuck I was doing shit you fucking asshole

Ryan I'm not bitch you fucking dickhead suck my ASSHOLE BITCH YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT

David NOW YOU FAGS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLES I FUCKING HATE YOU PIECES OF SHIT

Alex Did I fucking post shit

Sean No you fucking retarded faggot that's why no one likes you shithead

Alex FUCK YOU ASSHOLE GO SUCK A DICK

Sean NO YOU YOU RETARDED FAGGOT I DON'T FUCK WITH YOUR ASS YOU PIECE OF SHIT BITCH

Shawn You faggots are fucking annoying

Alex Look who's fucking talking

Shawn YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT I'M NOT LOOKING WHO'S TALKING RETARD YOU SHOULD BITCH THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP YOU RETARDED FAGGOT GO SUCK A DICK YOU FAGGOT ASS BITCH NOW YOU RETARDS CAN FUCK OFF YOU CUNT ASS FAGGOTS

Sean No you shut up you stupid faggot

Alex YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER EAT SHIT AND FUCK OFF

David Who the fuck did this shit on this fucking thing who was the fag who started this some asshole

by Boogereater69 March 15, 2021

forum lizard

a sex worker that invades communities and fandoms with the sole purpose of marketing their onlyfans, usually with "cosplays". Much like a "lot lizard" but online.

"what do you think of my zelda cosplay? tehee, don't click the link in my bio" - said the forum lizard wearing a Link costume.

by John smith 1984 September 15, 2023

forum spearing

Akin to forum trolling, forum spearing is directed towards a single member of a forum, just as spearing fish targets a single fish. Also simply called "spearing", it usually occurs when a forum member is found to be easily offended, or lacks a sense of humor.

"This forum user is taking every post way too seriously, and the other members have started spearing him relentlessly."

"I love when people take me seriously on this forum. They become prime candidates for forum spearing."

by Slang mint May 1, 2009

dead forum

When the forum died such as a discord forum

Dead forum is When the forum died such as a discord forum

by Mr.Pico April 27, 2025