two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into the other's eyes.

Danny and Ricky are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

Foreskin

Really Chris? Ew. Why would you say that?

Hym "Aw great. The jews let Chris keep his dick-tip. That's... Natural I guess- Why does my autocorrect suck now? I got a software update and my autocorrect is fucking retarded now... But that's neither here nor there... Foreskin! I feel like you're supposed to have one but it's gross to have one. Like, in a way that doesn't map on to other superfluous flesh parts. Like, if I didn't have earlobes... I don't think I would find earlobes gross... Ya know?"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

Foreskin Tortilla Sauce

Another Phrase for Smegma.

Guy 1: Are you serious? Smegma?
Guy 2: No no, it's "Foreskin Tortilla Sauce"

by Openglock November 22, 2023

Foreskin Teeth

When the tip of a man's penis extends from the foreskin, hanging down and under, creating a teeth-like look.

Oh, Damn, Estelle! Look at Timmy's foreskin teeth!

by sneez91 December 8, 2023

Schroedingers foreskin

A Moyle and a baby are trapped in a box. You don't know if the baby has been circumcised or not.

Dude this job interview has got me feeling like schroedingers foreskin.

by Skebopfartcum September 20, 2023

foreskin nut

When winter is long and cold, you store cashews, pecans, walnuts etc in your foreskin for a lil snack later.

dude 1: hey you got any food?

dude 2: yeah lemme just get my foreskin nut

by nomnomnut April 19, 2024

Foreskin pecker decker

When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz

“Colin just threw in the foreskin pecker decker, he’s about to lock in”

by polarbeartruffle April 22, 2024