Foreskin fishook

When you wiggle your uncircumcised penis at your cat and let it hook its claw into your foreskin.

Tammy was pretty pissed all day at work because last night Jeremy decided he’d rather have a nice ol’ foreskin fishook instead of fucking her wretched arse and ended up th the ER

by Puss Side On September 15, 2019

Foreskin Forensics

Close and meticulous examination of the foreskin for evidence of disease, rash, markings, unfaithfulness etc.

Mary has a PhD in Foreskin Forensics. Do not ever think of going back from a meeting with a "secret friend" without washing your foreskin. She will find even the tiniest amount of lipstick or other foreign substance on your prick.

by Wee Wee Willie Winkie April 13, 2023

Porky foreskin

After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus

Dude, i cant wait to get me some porky foreskin on sunday. #porky4skin for life

by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021

Foreskin pulling

When you and a woman are having intercourse and her vagina is so tight it pulls of your foreskin from your penis and you feed it to her as punishment

Owww babe my foreskin you know what whore eat it- foreskin pulling

by Gooneredgertoilet January 13, 2025

purple foreskin

When you jack off so hard your dick changes color 🍆

A: Dude I’ve been getting purple foreskin recently

B: Damn dude u need to get yourself a gf

by Not Flame-54 July 26, 2021

Foreskin

The thing the doctor stole from my penis

The doctor stole my foreskin

by 8======D༄༄ May 13, 2021

on foreskin

When you beat your meat, and when you cum, fill it in your foreskin (condoms work too). Then put the foreskin on your meat. Drive to your girl’s house and ask for sex. Before you start, whip off your foreskin and tell her you got a sugary churro for her. ON FORESKIN!

After this party, I’m on foreskinning you so hard!

by Gerald and the Hogs March 27, 2019