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Foreskin fishook

When you wiggle your uncircumcised penis at your cat and let it hook its claw into your foreskin.
Tammy was pretty pissed all day at work because last night Jeremy decided he’d rather have a nice ol’ foreskin fishook instead of fucking her wretched arse and ended up th the ER
by Puss Side On September 15, 2019
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Foreskin Forensics

Close and meticulous examination of the foreskin for evidence of disease, rash, markings, unfaithfulness etc.
Mary has a PhD in Foreskin Forensics. Do not ever think of going back from a meeting with a "secret friend" without washing your foreskin. She will find even the tiniest amount of lipstick or other foreign substance on your prick.
by Wee Wee Willie Winkie April 13, 2023
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Porky foreskin

After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus
Dude, i cant wait to get me some porky foreskin on sunday. #porky4skin for life
by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021
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Foreskin pulling

When you and a woman are having intercourse and her vagina is so tight it pulls of your foreskin from your penis and you feed it to her as punishment
Owww babe my foreskin you know what whore eat it- foreskin pulling
by Gooneredgertoilet January 13, 2025
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purple foreskin

When you jack off so hard your dick changes color 🍆
A: Dude I’ve been getting purple foreskin recently

B: Damn dude u need to get yourself a gf
by Not Flame-54 July 26, 2021
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Foreskin

The doctor stole my foreskin
by 8======D༄༄ May 13, 2021
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on foreskin

When you beat your meat, and when you cum, fill it in your foreskin (condoms work too). Then put the foreskin on your meat. Drive to your girl’s house and ask for sex. Before you start, whip off your foreskin and tell her you got a sugary churro for her. ON FORESKIN!
After this party, I’m on foreskinning you so hard!
by Gerald and the Hogs March 27, 2019
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