catch a grip

v. to take a nap, to get some sleep (over a short period of time; not as in a full night's rest)

Man, I need to catch a grip before work tonight or I'm gonna fall asleep on the job!

by B-dette April 14, 2007

Grip master

teen sonothung albeit confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average

Although yearning for escalation from all his fuck-homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard diminutive penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

how's your cock grip masterb8r?

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he misrecognized his penis fell short of the average penis length (5) for six months into puberty which is well short of average penis length (7).
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near the average girth (5).

by heatHerize January 14, 2013

Grip Check

A simple test of strength that sometimes occurs when two alpha males shake eachother's hands for the first time. The process includes squeezing as hard as you can until one person gives up.

Chet hasn't met Brad yet? Get ready for a grip check!

by Teh_Guy November 15, 2010

texas grip

12 beers

Texas grip, 12 beers

by Glencraig September 28, 2013

Gripping Nelly

The act of someone casting a squid lour into a girls vagina

That gripping nelly caught my dinner

by Your life, your struth. May 30, 2023

back in the grip

Just another way to say back in the day.

We used to date her back in the grip.

by ktaylork May 29, 2020

Grip the Squatch

The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.

"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."

by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016