catch a grip

v. to take a nap, to get some sleep (over a short period of time; not as in a full night's rest)

Man, I need to catch a grip before work tonight or I'm gonna fall asleep on the job!

by B-dette April 10, 2007

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Grip master

teen sonothung albeit confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average

Although yearning for escalation from all his fuck-homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard diminutive penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

how's your cock grip masterb8r?

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he misrecognized his penis fell short of the average penis length (5) for six months into puberty which is well short of average penis length (7).
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near the average girth (5).

by heatHerize January 14, 2013

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Grip Check

A simple test of strength that sometimes occurs when two alpha males shake eachother's hands for the first time. The process includes squeezing as hard as you can until one person gives up.

Chet hasn't met Brad yet? Get ready for a grip check!

by Teh_Guy November 12, 2010

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Gamer Grip

Whenever you beat your meat so much that you have a really strong grip.

Ayo this kid tried to grab my phone but i had really strong Gamer Grip from beating my meat alot.

by Gamer Grip Man October 12, 2019

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Gentleman’s Grip

From Sloth’s debut album, “Thank You, Sire!”, the gentleman’s grip is to hold a beverage (typically alcoholic), and a smoking device (typically of cannabis variety) in the same hand.

“when you want more than just a little bit, boy- now I recommend utilizing that gentleman’s grip”

by The Sire O’ Lord November 08, 2023

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