certified flop

A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.

Guy 1: *posts meme making fun of guy 2*
Guy 2: “certified flop”

by brobgonal April 22, 2022

cock on the flop

A non-erect or flaccid penis.

I’ve heard Matt has a big cock on the flop.

by 10010011 December 12, 2018

doo flop

A man with a very slouchy or droopy face.

Mr. farmer is doo flop.

by yeahboy43 November 07, 2017

flop mop

A fucking retarded cunt.

He was such a flop mop.

by CAtrito August 04, 2018

flop sauce

The action of not showing up, to a pre-set meeting or event. The use of an emoticon to symbolize the action of flop saucing may also be acceptable.

Dude here we are with the flop sauce again. You sauced all over this one.

by ro.sniper April 07, 2016

Flippy Flop

The simple action of taking out a long flipper and flopping it around in a side to side motion

Patrick used a flippy flop to clean his mess up with a mop.

by FlipperMan November 18, 2016

keg flop

When an obese person (generally male) bits the Keg hose up his anus and proceeds to belly flop into a pile of vomit.

Did you see Eli keg flop at that RAGER last night???

by BGBRLY December 06, 2019