When you are about to get busy and the fool has erectile issues he is a hoodgie flop. AKA limp dick dog!
My best friend tried to get her groove back, but her date was a huge hoodgie flop, so tossed him out of her bed.
by Giabella January 9, 2013
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Get the Hoodgie Flopmug. The most discusting floppy pussy you have ever seen. Or a dirogitory remark to say to someone you don't like.(Cause they dont know what it means either).
"This girl last night had the biggest Poon Flop i have ever seen."
"Get over here you fucking Poon Flop."
"Get over here you fucking Poon Flop."
by Crazylson September 30, 2009
 Get the Poon Flopmug.
Get the Poon Flopmug. by TheRealRednecksofSEMO November 8, 2020
 Get the Flop the blockmug.
Get the Flop the blockmug. by yikeswhatshappening March 6, 2016
 Get the fuck flopmug.
Get the fuck flopmug. by FlipperMan November 18, 2016
 Get the Flippy Flopmug.
Get the Flippy Flopmug. Foster Flop is an Australian saying, humorously describing the inability to get an erection after drinking too much beer.
It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
Last night after the party I wanted to root her but I Foster flopped.
Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
by MoMaB July 22, 2012
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Get the Foster Flopmug. Regular Verb; transitive.
To tie a brick to the male donkey's genitalia in order to step onto it so that the animal squeezes his rectum around the person's penis. It is a common practice of the Colombian Caribbean Coast and northern regions of Brazil in which male teenagers (sometimes adult men) subjugate donkeys to have sex with them. It is considered a cultural practice in the Colombian Caribbean Coast that determines whether a teenager has become a "real man"; people have attributed it an aphrodisiac connotation assuring that it enlarges the size of the penis. Its name comes from the Spanish calque "chancletear" (to flip-flop).
To tie a brick to the male donkey's genitalia in order to step onto it so that the animal squeezes his rectum around the person's penis. It is a common practice of the Colombian Caribbean Coast and northern regions of Brazil in which male teenagers (sometimes adult men) subjugate donkeys to have sex with them. It is considered a cultural practice in the Colombian Caribbean Coast that determines whether a teenager has become a "real man"; people have attributed it an aphrodisiac connotation assuring that it enlarges the size of the penis. Its name comes from the Spanish calque "chancletear" (to flip-flop).
Do you want to brick-flop a donkey everyday?
He just brick-flopped his mule.
Has he brick-flopped any donkeys yet?
That guy spends his mornings brick-flopping.
He just brick-flopped his mule.
Has he brick-flopped any donkeys yet?
That guy spends his mornings brick-flopping.
by anonymous June 8, 2022
 Get the To brick-flopmug.
Get the To brick-flopmug.