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Flacanst

A state of high intoxication where you cant get any higher than you already are and will eventually pass out.
Dude check out adam! the dude has gone Flacanst!
by Aki P. January 29, 2010
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flaccerated

flac-cer-ra-ted
fla-sir-rated,flak-sir-rated
when in the act of hard-core sex, your partner gets so dry that it rips the skin of the penis, instantly causing flaccidity.
I was bangin' that bitch so hard when she got dry, bitch flaccerated my penis and my boner bled out.
by scarythemothafuckinkid May 20, 2011
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Flaboid

Being racist against one's own race.
The mexican was flaboidant in that she thought mexicans were inferior.
by TheKay January 22, 2012
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Flaboonist

Someone who studies Flaboons
Dave is a Flaboonist, allways delving in to the sciences of Flaboonism
by Special Knees February 14, 2012
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flaboopada

The soft bit of skin (or fat) under your arm, where a tricep should be. Also referred to as Bingo Wings and Tuckshop Lady Arms.
For example - She would look lovely in that strapless dress if her flaboopadas were not so big.

Another example - When she pointed in the direction we should go, her flaboopada waved in the breeze.
by sooboo22 March 5, 2012
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Flaccid Rooster

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.
Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!
by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011
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Falcon Punch

Verb. To use an extremely epic move or tactic in anything that grants the user instant victory.
Example One:
Teacher: The atomic bomb ended the war when it was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In a sense, we basically Falcon Punch'd the Japanese so that we don't have to drag the war out any longer.

Example Two:
Michael: So I was playing poker with John the other night, and I had a three of a kind of fives on the last hand.
James: Did you win?
Michael: No. He pulled a goddamn straight flush out of his ass and won the game.
James. Damn man! He Falcon Punch'd you!
by John D. Heisenberg May 15, 2013
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