by Chabio December 14, 2014
Get the kroger fingermug. by f'd October 6, 2011
Get the tinkle fingersmug. Friend 1: "Hey, mate how you got yellow fingers and you dont even smoke"?
Friend 2: "Because his hand is never too far away from his ass"!
Friend 2: "Because his hand is never too far away from his ass"!
by SlipperyP April 14, 2010
Get the Yellow Fingersmug. The art of coating ones index and middle finger with a layer of semen and subsequently inserting said fingers into a vagina/asshole.
Rob: " she has a lovely set of buns...."
Adam: " yeah! She needs a good old iced fingering to go along with them!"
Adam: " yeah! She needs a good old iced fingering to go along with them!"
by Rob mullaghy November 26, 2015
Get the Iced Fingeringmug. A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.
Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Get the Grain Fingermug. The digit on the hand that is used primarily for texting on your cellular phone. Also used to hitch hike but really more than a billion people a min are using it to send messages all over the world
Using the commonly known THUMB to push letters on a device to send an electronic message. or SSG Potter used his text finger to poke SPC smith in the eye during combatives. or he stuck his text finger out to catch a ride
by SSG POTTER, DANIEL December 14, 2012
Get the Text Fingermug. When Don Lemon shoves his hand down his pants swirls his fingers around his junk and then wipes it on your mustache
by Shadeyguy1A August 14, 2019
Get the Lemon Fingermug.