Fender

A person who never has parties.

Ken: Party at Fender's
Fender: no /cry
Joe: Let's get high and watch chalkzone instead!

by IAMSODOT October 25, 2004

Mud Fence In The Rain

Originally coined by my late father who was angry about somebody on TV, it's a very versatile expression that conveys the absolute worst of a situation, person, place, or thing. Best used as a wisecrack or in total exasperation, disbelief, or disgust.

Ex 1) "Ugh, man ... she's uglier than a mudfence in the rain!"

Ex 2) "That makes about as much sense as a mud fence in the rain."

Ex 3) "Jesus, this country is falling apart like a mud fence in the rain!"

by Sizemore December 3, 2005

fender bender

sex position where the receiving partner bends over and holds onto the round base of a Fender guitar stool while the penetrator stands behind. great for hitting the g-spot if you're a short girl with a tall partner.

I was so glad my recording studio is soundproof; she's a screamer whenever we do the Fender Bender.

by Heina March 14, 2007

FEDGE

The go to guy. The way to get things done.

Gills should know. he be on some fedge shit!

by LARRY LEGEND November 9, 2006

on the fence

Someone who is unsure of their sexuality. Not sure if they are gay or straight--perhaps bisexual.

Billie Joe was on the fence on who she really liked--Sarah or John.

by RanDum November 4, 2003

fencelights

Used when a group of people are sneaking around outside in the dark, for example trying to steal something from someone's back yard or throw rocks at cars, and someone spots a person coming who is not of their group; they either yell FENCELIGHTS loudly as a warning and everybody runs like hell, or they can secretly whisper it or transmit it over 2 way radio so everyone can clear the area stealthily. Similar to the common "five-0" but is used to indicate someone who doesnt know what theyre looking for, such as an innocent passer-by. Used among people formerly and still of several Edmonton (Canada) area high schools.
Etymology- When us friends were going through some guys shed, when a car came we were in plain view and the only warning of this was car headlights shining off the fence; and from then on there and everywhere else it came to be known as Fencelights.

Fencelights!!!! Everybody get the fuck out!! (everyone runs to a safe spot)

by Big Bear Stalker June 17, 2004

fender rhodes

An addendum to my definition: CBS did not drop the Fender name in '69. That happened in '75. In '69, the silver-topped pianos, still bearing the Fender name, became the black-finished Mk 1 stage and suitcase series. Two very important years for Rhodes indeed. Then came the flat-topped Mk 2, etc. post-CBS. The last electric (tine/tuning fork) piano Rhodes produced was the Mk V in 1984.

Oops, I confused the major Rhodes developments of '69 and '75!! I'm a chumpah.

by The Rev. Eighty-Eight Fingers Butler September 15, 2004