Fark

When you fart and come at the same time.

"My girlfriend gave me a blumpkin and I Farked everywhere."

by Onearm Bandit September 26, 2012

fark

an obviously gay man who claims to be straight but is not, in any meaning of the word.
- a deregatory word to be used to piss off an asshole or friend that upset you

that fark really needs to admit it so he can get on with his life.

by credkim November 21, 2004

fark

its a verb that means to find a parking spot

I farked a great spot at the mall yesterday.

by 548766 April 15, 2009

fark

A shitty fuck. buttsex

Oh fark i forgot my homework

by johnny the magical pony July 20, 2008

Farkanistic

Adj. The state of looking/acting like Farkan, whether or not one is indeed a Farkan. This ususally includes acting like a jerk or being ovrely generous with unwanted touches. Usually refers to males.

He wasn't a bad guy, just a little farkanistic.

by Tia April 2, 2004

Farrukh

A pasty girl who’s vocabulary is limited to the word ‘rude’. She often finds herself in the middle of drama, mainly between couples but also friends. In her spare time she entertains herself with mediocre television and grand theft auto.

Note: mainly a male name

Shut up Farrukh

by Hooph February 7, 2020

Fartknocker

a person who farts a lot OR someone who is talking crap.

Example 1:
Jim: that girl looks like a whore
Greg:You're a real fartknocker aren't you?
Example 2:
(Jim passes a lot of smelly gas)
Greg: You freaking fartknocker!

by FartMaster5000 May 10, 2010