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Epic Fail

An impossible, improbable, occurrance that is only achieved by the lower part of our society. But if you occomplish a fail that is impossible, than in theory, it could be labled an "epic fail."
Parking your car in your roof is, in theory, an "epic fail."
by chiefjoboo June 29, 2009
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floridian fail

a extra hard fail, floridian style
Some dude was trying to buy a gun and showed his driver's license, the guy buying the gun said son, floridian fail.
by Fat Elvis Rebel September 16, 2009
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Epic Fail

by Runningaroundincircles December 1, 2010
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Fail whale

Randy: " oh God please Dear god no.."
*fail whale"
Randy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Randy: "* bangs head on keyboard* My life is over"
Me: " you okay?"
by Sully:) May 16, 2009
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Failbook

1) A popular humour site, comprised of various statuses, comments, pictures and similar stuff from facebook or similar sources. Similar to lamebook, but less well organised (lamebook sorts its content into categories).

2) A common catchphrase to describe a fail or balls-up on facebook.

3) A humorous appearing name for facebook, usually used during exam season. Gets its name from the time black hole facebook becomes during the exam season, with its ability to consume any and all time that should be being used for revision. While most people see the name as a joke, many students know to their cost the truth of the name.
1) Bob; 'No grandma, :D is a happy face, not a D in the exam =|'
George; 'Thats going straight to failbook!'

2) Tod; 'ii jurst soo aced tha inglish exem!'
Benny; 'failbook.'

3); 'Failbook, making students fail exams since 2004...'
by Jimdawg3 July 5, 2010
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Dear FAIL Blog

As if you were writing a letter about a terrible fail that just happened to Failblog.org.

Similar to saying "Dear Penthouse Forum..." after something very sexy had just occurred, like sleeping with two unbelievable girls at one time.
Man 1: "Dude, this six hour trip to see Ozzfest was totally wicked and fucked up cause it took so long, but we are finally here bro! Hey, get out the tickets, the ticket taker is right over there."
Man 2: *checks pockets* "Dear FAIL Blog..."
Man 1: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
by LWxxDark Wolf November 29, 2009
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fail

A rather annoying word whose use in certain situations has greatly increased recently.

Kind of like the word "shit," "fail" is used by people who don't stop to think of a better word to use, making them pretty much useless to society.
A kid falls off a bike.
Douche bag: Fail!
Person that can think rationally: Stop saying "fail" at people who weren't even trying to succeed at anything in the first place.
by JerseyKid April 22, 2008
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