"joel was talking to his wife (female) (thai) about her classic female experience when he had an idea about fixing it. His wife (female) (thai) knew nothing could be done about his erectile dysfunction"
by number1joelhater July 19, 2024
Get the classic female experiencemug. What happens when your body perceives a change in elevation and proceeds to make you think you are about to step up or down only to jar the experiencer into a self conscious awkwardness and sense of mistrust in their own perceptions.
I saw Marcus throw his back out during an "Eidolonic ascension/descension experience" while taking the stairs.
by CovidMessiah December 10, 2022
Get the Eidolonic ascension/descension experiencemug. by Steve Stanton April 24, 2025
Get the White Train Experiencemug. Person #1: "I had to tell an old man to put his clothes back on in Walmart today, and we got in a knife fight in the toy aisle."
Person #2: "Yikes, that sounds like an outta pocket experience."
Person #2: "Yikes, that sounds like an outta pocket experience."
by ToastBoy42 February 2, 2021
Get the Outta Pocket Experiencemug. Large scale male on male bukkake. More exclusive males who are inexperienced with slender women and gravitate towards larger women built like a tonka truck.
by ToneLocdaKoldest February 17, 2017
Get the Banquet experiencemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.>Arisesisa Aresesisa <&AndA&>Bad, Good, Sweet<&and&> at Experience<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.
"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"
"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020
Get the The Ed Experiencemug.