Evill Sarge

often used as a type of split personality he tends to latch on to people and makes them laugh with his insane but true theories with his humorous ways he is also a lover only one person can win him over and that is for him to decide and that is Kayla, his goddess, that can only make him truly happy

Evill sarge says "You've Been Clowned"

by Inuroko December 20, 2010

carney evil

a shooting game where a bunch of juggalos throw faygo at you.. also known as the only way maggots can legally kill juggalos.

Maggot 1: yo lets go play carney evil.
Maggot 2: yeah i could go for killing some of them stupid clowns

by truemaggot May 15, 2011

Casually Evil

When someone is evil in a way that isn't blatant, but is more everyday. Nevertheless, it still makes you want to scream.

Bill is so casually evil. I mean, who takes a bite out of a Kit-Kat bar?

by ~l-_-l~ October 26, 2017

evil enema

a semi-sexual act in which one purses their lips up to a butthole and proceeds to suck hard until the anus empties itself

“yo i’m backed up asf and don’t have a douche, can u help me out and give me an evil enema?”

by teyawilder January 19, 2023

Fount of Evil

see cake

Cake is the Fount of Evil!

by NotForrestGump June 6, 2013

Evil Boner

A boner you get when something evil is happening. Frequently accompanied by feelings of intense confusion and shame. Similar to the awkward boner.

I just got an evil boner watching the scene where that naked spy gets shot in the tit in Munich.

by CakeBadger April 10, 2016

Evil Brian

The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.

"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."

Or

Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"

by TheZVG April 2, 2020