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Empty Notifications

A series of Facebook notifications one receives which do not relate to the indivual they are addressed to. This can be experienced when the subject comments on a post and a conversation ensues unrelated to yourself.
I commented how stupid I looked in the picture, however the idiots decided to talk about turtles on it. I got empty notifications for weeks
by Chuplis July 16, 2009
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Employagility

The ability to be agile when it comes to deriving income from different sources.

Flexible enough to, skill up and manage rapid changes in the workplace.
Her boss was pleased she had employagility, and was able to undertake the new tasks and rapidly learn the skills required to do the job.

She used employagility to ensure she could move from full time employee to freelancer, then consultant during tough economic times.
by insight guy October 6, 2012
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Emptying the Hoover

When an old man cums and it comes out in a poudery texture much like Jew children after the holocaust
Aaron was Emptying the Hoover all over oisin and he gosted it like a boss
by Lil rocky March 7, 2019
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empty seats

Man City’s stadium has lots of empty seats even on game day , money can’t buy fans .
by HO’H 😂❣️ March 30, 2020
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Emptyhad

Man City's stadium. Its called so because its mostly empty
The lame atmosphere at the Emptyhad was expected
by Honest Man city Fan November 22, 2021
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Full Empty

When a male takes a shit, a piss, and cums all in the same sitting session. Can be done in any order.
Guy #1: Hey man! You seem to be in a good mood today!
Guy #2: Sure am... Had a Full Empty this morning.
Guy #1: Oh shit, I know you're feeling great then!
Guy #2: *wink*
by DeckardCain July 8, 2016
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state employee

An individual who is a direct or contractor engaged in employment with any one or several state government offices. Generally, this type of employment is not as challenging as private industry as these employees sit around all day and do very little unless the activity has a direct impact on their pay grade, union membership, or retirement benefits.
A state employee sitting at a desk, collecting a paycheck and watching the clock, reading a newspaper, or online surfing the web while plugged into their IPod.
by buster576 February 4, 2009
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