Evan

A dick.

He was acting like such an Evan last night... damn.

by ScarsNeverFade June 14, 2018

Evan

A Evan is an extremely great friend. When your down he is down with you and can sympathize with you. He is like your twin brother and will always be there for you. He is one of the best. Evan is always the one in the group who gets a lot of girls, but makes a good friend. Evan makes you laugh and sometimes choke up on your beverage. He is so silly and probably likes video games as well. Such as “Fortnite”. He may not ace all the classes but he gets a straight A for being a best friend.

“Evan makes me laugh”

by GirlWhoBlogs56 July 5, 2018

Evan Rachel Wood

A 20 year-old actress that isnt going anywhere, has no personality or style of her own, and is just plain annoying. Plans on launching a singing career like other try-hard actors. Will most likely be the death of Marilyn Manson .

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from Evan Rachel Wood.

by ya_mum00 November 4, 2007

Evanescence

Simply words cannot describe how good they are! similar to Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, Him and,to a certain extent, Cradle Of Filth! They so good! Imaginary is best! thatscary bit in the middle is the defining moment of my life!

Evanescence are the best band ever!
i concur!

by Wardrobe May 29, 2005

Evan Schneider

A kid who would be funny until he eventually confesses to liking the school librarian.

Evan Schneider confesses to liking the school librarian.

by Cody Blackburn October 1, 2019

Evan check

Constantly looking for a friend who is lagging behind. Derived from a Summer 2004 Eurotrip in which our group was always looking to see if our friend Evan had lagged behind.

Dudes, time for an Evan check.

by Captain Correcto June 10, 2004

Apple Evangelist

People who try to convert you to Apple products by going on and on and on and on about their i phone/pad/pod. Alright we all appreciate the amazing technology but please would you shut the fuck up already.

"My i-thing is sooooooo amazing, my i-things app/screen/resolution/speed is sooooooooo much better than anything you've ever seen. WHY don't YOU own one." - Apple Evangelist.

"I appreciate the technology is very good. But you are a posing wanker and I just want to smash your i-thing to pieces and watch you cry." - Non i-thing owner.

by CloudPixie August 10, 2012