eggsofulpop

The act of being slapped so hard with a dildo that a red penis shape forms on ones body

While this guy was having sex with his girlfriend things got out of control and his grilfriend eggsofulpoped him in the head

by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005

eggsargate

Egg Sar Gate.

To push an egg in a desired bodily orifice and then proceed to fuck it until it cracks. I don't know why, but this is Eggsargating.

"Dude, I tried eggsargating last night and it made the hugest mess ever! I think I gave her salmonella!"
"What the hell is eggsargate?"

by Jamie+Alan May 9, 2006

eggology

the study of eggs. this study is performed by two people in the world. sophie sithole wilkes and chelsea gingerlocks crees.

i study eggs, known as eggology and we are eggologists

by chelsea crees October 30, 2008

eggscrackily

Derived from the word "exactly." Used to agree or confirm a previous statement made by another when the weather is particularly cold outside (specifically to the point of ice or snow).

Guy 1: "Damn dude, so this is where all this slippery ice forms?"

Guy 2: "Eggscrackily."

by OriginalSince1993 October 20, 2009

eggs are in the basket

Fertile Ovaries

The Eggs are in the basket. Ready? Open up!

by The Farmer's daughter May 19, 2014

Eggs Benedicted

The state in which one becomes addicted to the popular breakfast dish Eggs Benedict.

She was so eggs benedicted that she could be found scoffing Hollandaise covered eggs into her mouth at the cafe nearly every day.

by Eggsbenedicted May 11, 2016

eggs away from vegan

being really close to being/achieving something, but you're not quite there

or

when you're vegetarian and lactose intolerant

Josie: "I'm $2.01 away from the free shipping minimum"
Grace: "You're eggs away from vegan"

by dogtheist101 June 10, 2018