Dylan

A Dylan is a country boy from the country. Often found screaming yee yee and revving their engine in the student parking lot at 7:30 in the morning. Will work for free or monsters.

Person1: Did you see Dylan the other day?
Person2: Yeah, he was yelling yeehaw in the parking lot at 3 a.m

by xiuing1999 October 18, 2018

Dylan

A big wasteman who tends to lie a lot and be scared of public transport. He acts really tough but if actually just annoying.

Don’t be such a Dylan

by a massive nonce August 16, 2018

Dylan

He likes moaning and calling people pigs and fat

Me: hi Dylan

Dylan: what do you want ugly pig

by Haidance October 18, 2019

Dylan

That kid who has long/short hair that everyone thinks that he will shoot up a place

Dylan the School shooter

by Unknown 121111564 May 3, 2018

Dylan

just straight up a SEXY BEAST!!!!

OMG he is such a Dylan

by Jack_is_aCool___gUy November 19, 2020

dylan

they call him BIG D for a reason. he has a kraken cock and can destroy a pussy in less than 0.000001 seconds.

Girl: Fuck me like a Dylan would
Guy: They call me Dylan for a reason
Girl: Fuck your name is actually Dylan. that dick is too big for me :/
Guy: too late *takes off pants*

Girl: already past out cause the dick was so good.

Guy: Thats what i call cum drunk.

by Solbae February 5, 2017

Dylan

A Dylan can be hard to handle and a know it all.. sometimes. He is the kind of person who cries if he gets a D on his/her progress report. A Dylan is constantly pretending to be autistic. He is obsessed with cars and Thanos. He has brown hair and wears a cars T-shirt everyday. He can be a nice friend occasionally. But mainly a jerk.

Simon says point to the kid with a cars shirt and Is dating thanos *points to Dylan

by Timmy9yearsold May 2, 2019