painful. At least wait until you see them tomorrow or call them and talk. The giver, an easy way of ridding themselves of a person who still likes/loves them and not having to deal with the look that they'll get and/or tears and/or death threats and Hell exploding. They usually don't text back to what their ex replies, leaving the receiver very confused and wondering, 'what did I do??!' For the receiver, harsh. This person may/will feel depressed for a time, ranging from a millisecond to the rest of their life. This person is usually comforted by people she/he hardly knows. Almost everyone you see is on your side, even your now ex's family. The giver, receiver, neither, or both will give their now ex's number to friends. Then the giver will receive death threats and what the hell is wrong with you? texts, over and over again. The receiver will receive texts from their ex's freinds being immature Dr. Phil's. Others will text the receiver asking them out now that they know they are single or trying to make them feel creepily wanted. The receiver will also want to think that the text was sent as a joke from one of their friends, but know that it's real. However it works out, the two don't usually talk to eachother for a while.
After I was dumped by text, I as the receiver got many texts from his friends telling me that I was their friends, my now ex was wrong, and they were my friend or in love with me. Everyone at the dance heard about it and said that they were sorry for me in at least fifteen minutes of the breakup. His friends told me to say the word and they would make him regret every letter he texted into his phone to make up that text. Another of his friends, the one who had hooked us up, said that he was now not gonna drop his title as the "love doctor" because he didn't wanna hook up innocent, loving girls with assholes who couldn't even break up with them face-to-face.
by cookee monsta December 27, 2009
Person 1: HA HA! You died I WIN
Person 2: Bruh that's not even cool I jouble dumped
Person 1: wtf
Person 1: What does that even mean?
Person 2: Bruh that's not even cool I jouble dumped
Person 1: wtf
Person 1: What does that even mean?
by ThisNamePassesTheLengthOfNames June 23, 2016
A Cocoa Dump (1) is a a term used to describe a person of color finally finding a therapist that is also a person of color and proceeding to dump their entire life story onto them in 10 minutes because even though they've had therapists before they've with held information due to not feeling safe. This will usually take a multitude of avenues to process and not just this instant moment of relief. (2) can also be a term used to describe your children literally dumping a canister of cocoa onto the floor and it being so finely grounded that it makes a mess that you will need a multitude of ways to try to clean up.
A client just came into the crisis center and cocoa dumped on me. Or my darn kids just cocoa dumped on the floor!
by Mama Martha June 01, 2019
by Alex Dumpance January 28, 2009
by Samissam January 13, 2011
A continuous game played between a group of friends who reside within close proximity to one-another (dorm room, appartment, ect.) where fecal matter (or "a dump") is hidden inside the target residence.
Purpose of the game:
To hide a turd so well that it takes a great amount of time before it can be found by the targeted party. Thus, leaving their living space smelling of fecal matter.
Rules:
1) any and all "dumps" must be contained in an opened ziplock style bag. Any "dumps" not contained in the bag are considered off limits and may result in physical harm to the "dumper".
2) "dumps" must be of a solid state, or at least molded into a shape, allowing it to remain in the bag without the danger of overflow
3) a note must be placed on the exterior of the front door, clearly visible, staing "you've been a victim of hide-a-dump." profanity and other crude comments are authorized on said note.
4) any victims of hide-a-dump may retaliate only after the "dump" is recovered and disposed of.
5) any law enforcement/security personnel will not be notified of the occurrence of "hide-a-dump" so long as all rules are abided by
Purpose of the game:
To hide a turd so well that it takes a great amount of time before it can be found by the targeted party. Thus, leaving their living space smelling of fecal matter.
Rules:
1) any and all "dumps" must be contained in an opened ziplock style bag. Any "dumps" not contained in the bag are considered off limits and may result in physical harm to the "dumper".
2) "dumps" must be of a solid state, or at least molded into a shape, allowing it to remain in the bag without the danger of overflow
3) a note must be placed on the exterior of the front door, clearly visible, staing "you've been a victim of hide-a-dump." profanity and other crude comments are authorized on said note.
4) any victims of hide-a-dump may retaliate only after the "dump" is recovered and disposed of.
5) any law enforcement/security personnel will not be notified of the occurrence of "hide-a-dump" so long as all rules are abided by
"Dude, did you smell Jakes friggin room?!!"
"Hahaha, yea! I totally had Taco Bell yesterday"
"Wait, what?"
"Thats right baby, Hide-a-dump!!!"
"Hahaha, yea! I totally had Taco Bell yesterday"
"Wait, what?"
"Thats right baby, Hide-a-dump!!!"
by BROSKEW August 06, 2009
After an underage drinking party, you go fly dumping to get rid of the beer bottles and other contraband in an apartment building dumpster or toss the garbage in a neighborhood lawn.
by Greenpiece January 26, 2007