dookielog

A long, log shaped turd.

Did you see the log jam in the men's room? There's a huge dookielog in the toilet.

by peelincaps April 9, 2010

Dookie Corn

A Dookie Corn, noun, is someone that was grown out of a kernel of corn that was fertilized on a woman's chest by the fecal matter it was emplanted upon with.

Person #1: "That person was adopted, right?"
Person #2: "Yeah, I think he's a Dookie Corn.

by BanditoSlim October 7, 2011

dookiehole

Dookiehole means a poop hole

Hey did you see what a dookiehole Karen is today

by Karen from Facebook November 18, 2019

Dookie breaf

1)Smelly fart breath
2) stank ass breaf

You have straight up dookie breaf. No cap.

by Yuletide January 7, 2020

Dookie Crumb

I honestly don’t know what it is but if you know somebody named Chris he got it

Chris got dookie crumb

by Bigmfknjoshua January 2, 2023

lookies dookie

Common among male swimmers, lookies dookie is a serious medical condition that includes symptoms such as: excessive hair growth, improper grammar usage, pale skin, over-confidence, and a failing sense of humor, ending in the subsequent growth of a mangina/m-ussy.

Causes of the condition include, but are not limited to: over-chloriniation, lack of oxygen to the brain, excessive use of exclamation marks, iPhone addiction, the use of the word "bro", and 'Jersey Shore' re-runs.

Caesar: Did you see that guy's status update? I could have sword int was written by a Pre-Schooler.

Jorge: Dude, don't joke. He's got lookies dookie. It's pretty serious.

C: What?! How serious?

J: Not sure, but I think I saw him use the women's restroom the other day...

by see-see October 21, 2010

Reefer Dookie

Also known as a weed dump, Reefer Dookie refers to the asshole-stretching, toilet clogging shit that is produced the day after a long night of smoking weed and eating waaayyy too much food.

Oh man I could barely make it through school today, I had to take a reefer dookie so badly

by Swagilicious Sunshine October 17, 2011