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Upper Dorker Door Dumper

This is a combination of the Upper Decker and the Door Dumper, with a twist.

You find the dorky friend of your adversary, stuff him in a garbage can, take a shit on him, fill the can with water, lean it against your adversaries’ door, knock and walk away. When he opens the door, he is flooded by the smelly water and his shit-covered friend.
That guy is such an asshole, I’m going to find his dorky friend and give him an Upper Dorker Door Dumper!
by Salt Creek Camping Crew October 16, 2013
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Ryan Docherty

Ryan Docherty is a small virgin his bed time is at 8:30 and he buys FIFA every year because he has nothing better to do because he is a sad cunt
Ryan Docherty is a lil bitch
by LilScoot123 October 24, 2019
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Double Decker

When someone takes a dump with someone on their lap
I took a double decker with Sally today
by fordham2010 March 11, 2010
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Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater

Carefully removing the toilet tank cover, dropping a deuce in the upper tank while receiving a blojob from a partner that is taking the browns to the superbowl and positioned backwards on the seat as if AC Slater from 'Saved By the Bell.' After all purging , liberally wipe and if necessary add extra toilet paper to the lower tank to ensure a severe toilet clog.
I caught Hercules bull riding my girlfriend so before I left I gave him the good ole double decker house wrecker blumkin ac slater.
by jaggofilth July 19, 2009
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space dockers glove

similar to space docking, but uses a surgical glove brim full of excrement which is then frozen. can be frozen with fingers straight for extra depth or fingers closed for frozen fisting.
simon ; hey big D, get out the space dockers glove and give me a good poo punch up my mucky sphinter"
by ive tried it and it was great January 21, 2009
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Black & Decker pecker wrecker

This black hooker I picked up once started to blow me and it killed. I later realized she was a Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
by bhainchode June 25, 2009
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Double Decker

The act of sitting in ones lap while he or she is sitting on the toilet. The individual on bottom produces excrement into the bowl of the toilet while the individual on top produces excrement between the bottom individual's legs thereby creating the "upper" portion of the deck.

*Often confused with an UPPER DECKER, in which one individual produces excrement into the upper tank of the toilet.*

*See also: Upper Double Decker
Roommates Ezekiel and Jebediah both consumed too many matzah balls and were locked in a heated stand-off over who may use the toilet first. They decided to compromise and perform a DOUBLE DECKER.
by PapaPete September 29, 2011
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